[The jury is still out on whether U.A. basically conscripted children soldiers like Dabi said or if the students themselves volunteered. Katsuki wouldn't have let them keep him out of the fight, especially since he and his classmates already had their "fuck you rules" when they went after Izuku in the interim.]
[An astonishing list, especially since it's only been a handful of months since Bakugo's arrival. It's clear that he's been keeping busy, which isn't surprising at all. He's always had a good work ethic.
But. One sticks out in particular.]
They let you drive the patrol car???
[So much excitement from a guy who can fly. But he's never driven a car before. He doesn't even have a learner's permit yet!]
[The city's trying to survive in a world where kaiju attacks happen almost every other month, to say nothing of weird events going on with similar frequency. That kind of world doesn't make for a damn utopia. Hell, it makes an even more "my myself and i" mentality that can make criminal actions more attractive.
And let's face it, no matter where they are or what circumstances, people are scum.
Oh is THAT the part that sticks out?]
OF COURSE THEY DO!! I'M FUCKING 17!!
[Yeah, Katsuki was super excited to demand driving lessons immediately. Screw the fact he can fly. Screw the fact he has no permit. If he's old enough to blow up criminals for you, he's old enough to drive for you.
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Of course I'm doing excellent!
[Stroke his ego more.]
It's not the same as villains though.
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[Unless some ability wielding Outsider is looking to get arrested.]
What kind of cases have you worked on? If you can tell me the details.
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[And that's the better nights. Often its petty crimes and idiots. So far no Outsider has gone criminal.]
Robberies, traffic violations, a few suicide attempts, idiots getting into fights at bars. One high speed chase. That was fucking fun.
[Go figure; he likes the adrenaline pumpers.]
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But. One sticks out in particular.]
They let you drive the patrol car???
[So much excitement from a guy who can fly. But he's never driven a car before. He doesn't even have a learner's permit yet!]
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And let's face it, no matter where they are or what circumstances, people are scum.
Oh is THAT the part that sticks out?]
OF COURSE THEY DO!! I'M FUCKING 17!!
[Yeah, Katsuki was super excited to demand driving lessons immediately. Screw the fact he can fly. Screw the fact he has no permit. If he's old enough to blow up criminals for you, he's old enough to drive for you.
SHUT UP AND DRIVE!!]